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Who said---
1. "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously."
2. "Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."
3. "[Lord] give me chastity and continence, but not yet."
4. "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
5. "In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is."
6. "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
7. "Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
8. "The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."
9. "If you are going through hell, keep going."
10. "Facts are the enemy of truth."
11. "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
12. "We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time."
13. "Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."
14. "If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."
15. "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
16. "Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so."
17. "Wit is educated insolence."
18. "Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."
19. "Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
20. "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known."
21. "I am not young enough to know everything."
23. "You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
24. "A witty saying proves nothing."
25. "Suck it Trebeck."
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