[RickyMaveety]

Originally Posted by RWood

Steve forgot to mention:

• Sunspot activity.
• They cut the Government funding.
• The Red Sox were playing.
• There was this little blue pill ....
• The server was doing backup and locked the terminals.
• The cattle prod needed recharging.
• It was the upstairs' maid's day off.
• All the high ASCII bits were set.
• The doctor was out.
• Congress was in session.
• Dick Chaney invited me hunting.
• The new issue of Mad Magazine had just come out.
• The new issue of Playboy had just come out.
• The new issue of Hustler had just come out.

OK
We're funded?
Who?
What?
OK
Ouch!
Bad boy!
Huh?
Pshrynk was here!
Right.
Again ... ouch!
OK
Bad boy!
Really bad boy!