What the Zee isn't telling is how we conscripted her into becoming a moderator. First, we locked her avatar in a cell within an HTML table with all of the other cells filled with chocolate. Her avatar was not allowed to merge with any other cell until they agreed to become a moderator.
Then her avatar learned what would happen to her "friends" if she did not become a moderator. For example, the fire hydrants would be removed from each post in the lounge thus causing great distress to VR, the blue one next to the fish would become the special at Outback Steak House, and badgoodDeb would be trapped in endless reruns like the castaways of Gilligan's Island.
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