Maybe this will serve to show it couldn't have been Carlin:
Quote:
Millions of people, teetotalers all their lives, who had never been in a saloon or a night club and were indifferent to the joys of a highball or a martini, suddenly developed a yen for hooch. I was one of those millions. I never had a drink before January 16, 1920. It wasn't that I disapproved of it, morally, but I just didn't like the taste of the stuff. As a matter of fact, I still don't. I drink it now and then at parties to avoid being caught sober. But with the advent of prohibition, I came to the conclusion that if it was illegal there must be something to it that I had never discovered.
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Well, in truth, Carlin
could have made that statement, but didn't. For that matter,
I never had a drink before January 16, 1920, either.
But the fellow who wrote that line was alive at the time to have had one if he'd wanted.