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uh... I ran outta gas.
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So, you couldn't go out, had to stay in and do...?
Pump it up, or replace with the 'spare' tyre...
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I didn't have enough money for cab fare.
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Hitch-hike (whoops, that's already a story...)
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My tux didn't come back from the cleaners.
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No-one will know you work at the typewriter...(naked)...shhh don't tell...
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An old friend came in from outta town.
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Some-one to 'bounce' ideas off of...
Hitch-hike (whoops, that's another 'nother story)...
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There was an earthquake... a terrible flood... locusts!
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Hey ! you've got a good synopsis going there...(ah - wait, wasn't that one used in the Bible?...)
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It wasn't my fault!! I swear to God!!
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Said the bishop to the actress when they got into the wrong dresses...
Sorry - not allowed, that's another thread; see pshrynk...