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Originally Posted by pshrynk
Din't I just say don't get me started? Otters = evil overlords of the universe. Here on Earth to keep an eye on their minions and slaves (squirrels and humans) and in the meantime mess with our heads by being unbearably cute. Otters. **shudder**
And I win.
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I'm sorry but the actual overlords of the universe are my fellow kittens. Despite being unbearably cute, otters have nothing on kittens. Otters are a 5 on the cuteness scale (out of 10), while kittens are an 11. That's why I've been dispatched to this thread to observe and report any items of interest to the kitten overlords.
*Solitaire1 contacts his supervisor. "Boss...yea...someone has seen through the otter ruse...uh humm...yea...uh humm...dispatching a team of trained karate otters and samarai seals...okay...thanks." Solitaire1 ends the transmission resumes his duties at the headquarters of KITTEN (Kitten Information, Technology and Theory - Earth Network)*