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Old 07-20-2012, 05:11 PM   #5179
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Bobby Joe picks up a stranded motorist on the outskirts of town and agrees to drive him to the local garage so he can get a tow. As they enter town, the motorist is thrown into a panic as Bobby Joe blows through the obviously red traffic signal.

"Oh, don't worry about that," assures Bobby Joe. "My brother does it all the time and he's not had an accident yet."

The same event occurs again and then again and the motorist turns paler with each red signal Bobbie Joe runs. At each nervous inquiry, Bobby Joe continues to answer: "My brother does it all the time."

The motorist is ready to ask to be let out of the vehicle when Bobby Joe abruptly slams on the brake and they slide to a stop at the next signal. Startled, the motorist looks up and sees that the signal is actually green this time. He turns to Bobby Joe and asks him why they have stopped.

"My brother might be coming," Bobby Joe explains.
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