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Old 07-19-2012, 04:46 AM   #16528
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Originally Posted by pdurrant View Post
You may not have noticed, but I've been a little less prominent in this thread than heretofore.

There is a reason. I've been laying traps from ACME....

...and they're all getting triggered....

... NOW!
  • An electromagnet pins Solitaire1 to the spot.
  • Some caltrops take out Cuda's tyres.
  • A net and a bottle of chloroform takes care of Love.Forever.
  • A second electromagnet takes out HIMS.
  • A wind machine starts up and dreams is blown back from the winning line (umbrellas really catch the wind well).
  • An asbestos cage snaps shut around red.
  • Heat lamps prevent eskimo49 getting anywhere near to the win.
  • A genetically enhanced catnip patch ensures that GeoffC forgets all about winning.
  • Several fox earths (& resident foxes) ensure that pooh won't dare to approach the win.
  • Multiple scarecrows with fascinating trousers ensure that Dylrob is so distracted that winning never crosses their minds again.


I win!
After a nice long rest I'm now hungry. It may not be generally well known, but this eskimo loves mice for breakfast, so Bye-Bye pdurrant - You LOST!!! - I win.
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