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At the beginning of time, God created Adam. Then God noticed that Adam was lonely, so God said to Adam, "I am going to create a companion for you Adam. She will be your best friend. She will never stand you up and never let you down. She will reassure you when you feel insecure and comfort you after a bad day. She will inspire you to do things you never thought you could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable you to express your deepest emotions and give in to your most intimate desires. She will make sure you always feel as though you're the most handsome man in the room and will enable you to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible man possible. However, the price you must pay for this companion is your penis."
Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
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