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Old 07-14-2012, 10:46 PM   #16237
red_phoenix
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Originally Posted by Dylrob View Post
To whomever it may concern,

It has come to our attention the the item simple known as "the win" has been quantum intertwined with a class ten transdimensional portal that was originalled generated by one of our fine products. Anyone who comes in contact with this item will soon find themselves thrown into a parallel dimension known as the cornfield. From which there is no escape without a valid warranty claim.

~Acme
Dear Acme:

After a review of "the warranty" by Snodgrass, Cheatum and Chumley, lawyers for one Red_Pheonix, it has been ascertained that your claim to "the win" as part of your warranty is not valid. Therefore, the win will remain in the possession of our client without any penalties or consequences being applied.


~Snodgrass
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