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A few years back when I was in the Army, I was driving through Augusta Georgia with two other soldiers. The guy that was driving blew through a stop sign that he hadn't noticed and Whhoooo! the siren went off, and we got pulled over by a State trooper.
The cop walks up to the driver's side window and reaches in and smacks the driver in the face. My friend says, "What the hell?" The cop replies, "You run a stop sign here in Georgia, you're gonna get hit."
The cop then goes around to the passenger side and backhands my other friend. My friend says, "I wasn't driving. Why did you hit me?"
The cop says, "If you are the co-pilot and you run a stop sign here in Georgia, you're gonna get hit."
He then opens up the door to the back seat, reaches in, and takes a swing at me. I partially blocked the shot, but the bastard still caught me pretty good. I said, "Let me guess. If you're a passenger and you run a stop sign in Georgia, you're gonna get hit?"
The cop says, "Nope. I hit you because if I didn't, you'd be telling you're buddies, 'Shiitt! It's a good thing that cop didn't swing on me, because I would've of messed him up.'"
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