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Originally Posted by DiapDealer
Oh, how fun! I've played this game:
1. Assumption of harm only harms your assumption.
2. Evidently presumption sometimes presumes to be evidence.
3. If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have inlaws.
(Yeah.. I know that last one technically breaks the pattern, but it's hard to deny its cleverness)
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Unfortunately, number 3 has a small problem. In-laws are in-laws only because marriage is legal.
On the bright side, if marriage were outlawed you could be a dastardly desperado by getting hitched and never have a mother-in-law.