Right before I got married the owner of the company where I was employed came up to me and gave me his view of marriage:
"The first year of my marriage, every time I made love to my wife, I scratched a small line on the bed's headboard. Starting the first day of the second year, each time I made love to my wife I went back and sanded one of those lines out. We've been married 20 years and I still have lines left to sand out."
True story.
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