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Originally Posted by steven522
Jimmy Joe: "My girlfriend's mother caught us making out under the apple tree in the back field."
Billy Bob: "Oh, man. What did her mother say when she found you?"
Jimmy Joe: "Baaaaaaaa!"
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Q. What is the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?
A. The Rolling Stones say, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud."
---The Scotsman says, "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."