[Daithi]

[This joke is borderline acceptable, so you may or may not want to read it.]

Last week I went to this seminar on the supernatural, and the guy conducting the seminar starts out by saying, "I want to see the hands of everyone out there who believes in ghosts."

Just about everybody raised their hands. It was a seminar on the supernatural after all.

Then the guy says, "If you have actually seen a ghost I'd like you to keep your hand up."

About a quarter of the people lowered their hands.

The guy then says, "Ok, if you have ever physically touched a ghost, I want you to keep you hand up."

Almost everybody lowered their hands, including me. I looked around and only about six people still had their hands up.

The guy then says, "Alright, this is going to be delicate, but I want you to lower your hand unless you have had relations with a ghost, if you know what I'm saying."

Everyone else lowered their hands, but there was one guy in the back who still had his hand up. He was a real country bumpkin looking fellow, wearing a plaid flannel shirt with no sleeves and a Mack Truck hat.

The guy doing the seminar says, "Sir, come on up here. That's right, come on up here."

The feller in the plaid shirt stands up and heads up on stage.

Once he is up there the guy running the seminar says, "I'd like you to tell the audience about your sexual encounter with the ghost."

The other feller says, "Oh, y'all said ghost. I thawt you said goat."