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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
yes, he looks like a poor, starving, miserable, mistreated bugger, doesn't he ?
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They all are. Just ask them.
Rule 1. Anything not nailed down is a cat toy
Rule 2. If it can be pried up, it's not nailed down. See Rule 1.
Rule 3. Kittens must always be underfoot or on the wrong side of the door.
Rule 4. Your human's personal space is
your personal space.
Rule 5. Things caught while hunting should be presented to your humans as evidence of your prowess. Extra points if this is done while they are reading in bed.
Rule 6. The preferred time to take a big smelly crap and flick litter all over the floor is immediately after your human has cleaned and changed the cat box.
Rule 7. Computer keyboards are the best napping spots, especially if your human is using them at the time.
Rule 8. The preferred time for noisy activity is when your humans are in bed asleep.
Rule 9. Being given a bath by your human is grounds for justifiable homicide.
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Dennis