Three generations Wilson's enjoyed their weekly golf game every Saturday morning, grandpa who didn't need a lot of sleep insisted they tee off at 6:00 am and the son and grandson didn't dare protest.
One morning just as they are getting ready a 20 something gorgeous latina shows up and ask if she may tag along. Grandpa is dead set against this, but before he can say anything the son and grandson invites her to play along, sure that it will annoy the old man and as retribution for the early tee time.
Turns out the latina has game, and is very congenial, the four of them get along splendidly and have a good time on the course. When they come to the 18th tee she says; "You know, if I can make par on this hole I will brake 80 and beat my personal best with three strokes, and it is all thanks to the good times we've had today, I haven't even thought about my score until now."
She hits a decent drive but rolling into the rough, from there her approach ends up in a bunker and she have 50 ft to the pin. She turns to the men and says; "I'm not good in the sand but an up and down here would give me that par so if any of you can help me make a par I will give you nice BJ after the round."
The grandson moves boldly forward and tells her to thump the sand hard with all the power she can muster in her right arm. She hits a good shot but still have a 15 ft putt for her par. The son rushes forward, takes a look at her line and says; "This putt brakes gently to the left, just keep it outside the right of the cup about 5 inches and it should roll in".
She takes her stance, lines up just to the right of the hole when granddad steps forward: "Sweetcheekes, that putt is good, now lets go to the parking lot".
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