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Originally Posted by Stitchawl
He meant it. He's so old, they use him as a reference point for carbon dating archeology finds. When he got married, people were still jumping over broom handles and having their hands tied with chains of daisy's for the ceremony. His best man stood by fully armed with sword and shield to protect him from the bride's brothers... 
Stitchawl |
Said the elder brother...