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A teacher decided to surprise her class with a special snack one Friday afternoon. The snack was strips of roasted deer meat supplied by a local hunter. After handing each child in the class a sample of the snack, the teacher said, "Now, can anyone in the class guess what this snack is made of?"
After several wrong guesses from the children, the teacher decided to help out with a hint. "It's what your mommy calls your daddy."
Immediately one of the boys jumps up and yells, "Stop eating! It's made out of jackass!"
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