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Ancient joke that has wee sweary words so look away now if you have a nervous disposition.
Two elderly gentlemen, smartly dressed, were sitting together in the rear seat of a double decker bus discussing their last safari.
A lady boarded the bus, sat in front of them and listened to their conversation.
"No! Definitely W A RR UM," exclaimed the first gentleman.
"Damn it no," said the second, has to be "W U R U M A."
At this point the lady looked around and very quietly apologised for interrupting but said, "I think the word you are trying to spell is 'Womb', WOMB."
Indignantly the first gentleman looked at the interloper and snorted, "Madam, I doubt you have seen a hippo in the wild, let alone heard one fart underwater!"
OK, those nervy types can look again now.
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