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Husband: "Honey, I was fired from the deli today."
Wife: "What happened?"
Husband: "I was overcome by the strongest urge to drop my pants and poke it in the pickle slicer."
Wife: "You didn't!"
Husband: "I did. That's why they fired me."
Wife: "Are you hurt? Do you need a doctor?"
Husband: "No, I'm fine. Not hurt at all."
Wife: "Really? ... Well, then what about the pickle slicer?"
Husband: "Oh, she was fired, too."
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