[Prestidigitweeze]

You don't find it a tad Kafkaesque that people are insisting that "Britons" can't grasp the UK is part of Europe even as a certain British person whose name begins with H. has consistently objected that he does?

"My short survey of friends' opinions trumps your petty citizenship!"

Next thing you know, we'll be telling him he isn't really British in the American sense of the word.

Oh, right, I ought to return to the actual subject -- something about Google, the French and Europe.