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An extremely overweight man who had tried every diet, supplement, and workout regiment to no avail finally consulted his church pastor. The pastor, having listened patiently to the man's lament, told him to go home and be ready at 6:00 AM the next morning dressed for a run.
At 6:00 AM the next morning, the man answered a knock on his front door to find a lovely young blonde standing there in tiny skin-tight shorts and t-shirt. She looks into the man's eyes and says, "The pastor said that if you can catch me before 7:00 AM, I'm to let you have me." And with that, she turns and runs down the street toward the park. The man tries his best, but after an entire hour he never comes close to catching up to her.
The next morning at 6:00 AM the man receives the same knock and statement and the hour long run ends the same way. This routine continues for many weeks and the man begins to lose weight and muscle up, becoming more trim and fit as each day passes. Finally, one morning the man comes so close to actually catching the young blonde within the hour limit that both are sweating and panting for breath on a park bench. The man looks at the young lady and says, "I have a feeling tomorrow's run will be a lot different."
The next morning, the man is ready and waiting at the front door. He is wearing only his running shoes and a pair of small running shorts so as not to impede his "progress" before and after the run. Finally, there is the knock at the front door. He opens the door wide and finds an extremely overweight redhead standing there.
She looks approvingly up and down the man's muscled body and says, "The pastor said that if I can catch you before 7:00 AM, I can have you."
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