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Fbone · 06-11-2012, 09:13 PM

A man calls a lawyer's office. The phone is answered, "Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz."
The man says, "Let me talk to Mr. Schwartz."
"I'm sorry, he's on vacation."
"Then let me talk to Mr. Schwartz."
"He's on a big case, not available for a week."
"Then let me talk to Mr. Schwartz."
"He's playing golf today."
"Okay, then, let me talk to Mr. Schwartz."
"Speaking."

06-11-2012, 09:13 PM	#5051
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,299 Karma: 101697116 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	A man calls a lawyer's office. The phone is answered, "Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz." The man says, "Let me talk to Mr. Schwartz." "I'm sorry, he's on vacation." "Then let me talk to Mr. Schwartz." "He's on a big case, not available for a week." "Then let me talk to Mr. Schwartz." "He's playing golf today." "Okay, then, let me talk to Mr. Schwartz." "Speaking."