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While we're on old people then....
...Two old men are discussing their 'regularity'.
"It's really annoying", says the first, "I'm up and down in the night to visit the toilet at all times. It's driving me mad".
"Oh, I don't have that problem at all", replies the second, "I'm regular as clockwork, bowel movement and pee at 7:30 sharp every morning".
"Wow, lucky you", responds the first man.
"Not really", comes the weary response, "I don't wake up till 8"!
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