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Originally Posted by UncleDuke
i'm lost,
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Madam Broshkina isn't. She's "NOT FOUND".
To confirm your donuts have been delivered to everybody.
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where is the crew table with the doughnuts
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See, I told you.
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what is that ady doing in the bath
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That' no lady, that's...well, actually, it's me.
[ahem] I would suggest that, in light of the above, extreme disappointment may result (for both of us if you didn't bring donuts).
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why is that robot with the green flashing light coming this way
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It runs on donuts.
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do you know the way to san jose
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Down two blocks, turn left at the blue one (next to the fish).
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this wine tastes like 10w30
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Consider yourself lucky it's not a Murrumbidgee Muddy (it opens the sluices at both ends).
Sure, but I'm shortsighted and don't do blood real good, so if you could use a garrote, that'd help.
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why does that kangaroo have boxing gloves on
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He has a rash "downunder" and it's the only way we can get him to stop scratching himself.
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forget the 10w30 got any wd-40
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How 'bout a Zany Carter Deluxe? Goes down smooth, like the building implosion of a sherbet factory.
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i think i will crawl beneath the rug and retune my piano
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I'm sure that's a brilliantly salacious euphemism, but I'm going to have to think about it some.
Cheers,
Marc