I had the scare of my life - caused by late night TV commercials. This happened years ago, when I *cough* occasionally overindulged in spirituous beverages at college functions. I received in the mail 2 "free" Ginsu knives - yes, that's right, the knives that can cut through a penny, cut through paper, cut through your car .... and then cleanly slice a tomato. For a frightening moment, I feared that whilst temporarily non-compos-mentis late at night, I had dialed that number and ordered the set!
Fortunately for my sanity, and my credit cards, this really was a free sample ... but it was a truly sobering experience!
