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A duck walks into a local pharmacy and asks the clerk for some cherry chapstick. The clerk rings up the product and asks, "Cash or charge?"
The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill."
The duck then asks for a pack of condoms. The clerk rings up the product and asks, "You want me to put these on your bill, also?"
"Hey," replies the duck, "I'll have you know that I'm not that kind of duck!"
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