Not quite sure why some people become so evangelical about this subject, as though it's an affront to all that is good and pure that people have the gall (nay, the audacity!) to read words on pieces of paper rather than an electronic device. How dare they!?
"Be gone, I say, foul addicts of Gutenberg's festering inky press of despair! Leave this place forthwith and take with you the malodorous reek of putrid mustiness that clings, parasite-like, to your yellowing sheafs of fetid woodpulp. Too long have you lingered on, the pall of death wafting from your bindings and poisoning our minds."
