chronologos rhetorica : the art of correctly adressing the various intertwined, overlapping, and frequently paradoxical temporal states evoked by / dividing from marc's parties.
the birth of chronologos rhetorica, the art form :
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Originally Posted by RWood
Marc's parties are|have been|will be|might be|should be|should have already been unique events in and of themselves. Everything you are|have been|will be|could have been|should have been wrapped up in an old kit bag|bonded in bond|smoked in a pipe|taxed|folded|duty free and easy. Many have attended|will attend|been attended to wearing nothing but a hat|a speedo (please not again Marc)|their birthday suit|doggie diapers. For your enjoyment (and future salvation) Marc has provided|will provide on demand|has already ordered|just ran out of pizza|peanut butter|club soda with a lime|fire hydrants|bull and buggy whips. Like the intro for "Cheers", here everybody DOES know your name|names and what you have done|not done|been charged with. Just because your photo is published in the society pages of the paper|on the police station walls|on the Internet|in Playboy|in Playgirl|in Plaything|in Play for Keeps|in Fortune Hunter|in TV Guide|in Crimes of the Century is no reason for others to shun you, in fact they will most likely greet you warmly|draw their weapons first|take the next flight out|find their own fire hydrant. So to those that don't remember that they have already attended, come on in, the water's fine.
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marc himself, when commenting on the above example :
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The Good Mister Wood...your explanation is not only perfect, its delightfully complementary chronological terminology forms a perfectly-balanced prose-salad for which your wit is the ideal dressing.
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