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After being married for 25 years, I took a careful look at my wife
one day and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment. a
cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white
TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 20-year-old gal.
Now I have a $700,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and
plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 45-year-old woman…… It seems
to me that you're not holding up your side of things.’
My wife is a very reasonable woman……… She told me to go out and find a
hot 20-year-old gal again, and she would make sure that I would once again
…………………be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed,
and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great?
They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis...
Stitchawl
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