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Benito
Benigno
Basilio (charakter from Il Barbiere de Siviglia by Rossini)
Don Basilio is highly bribable (just like a lab, they do anything for food...^^) and has his very own morals...
This is my favourite scene from the Opera that features him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU5K9pBYPAk
At the end of that scene is the famous "Bouna Sera" song that you will hear once and remember for ever...
Here is a better interpretation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckrXwEc2qkY