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Originally Posted by Prestidigitweeze
I'm still trying to fathom why everyone in "Evil Canada" has a tiny goat.
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Because we'd look silly otherwise. Imagine you are in your Evil Lair, sitting in the high-backed, black "leather" (species too horrible to mention) chair perched over the piranha tank. You are contemplating your next evil deed, or how to make the minions more miserable, while stoking your evil pet. You would look laughable if the goat was full sized, beside the fact that the horns would put out your eye (though you might get some more distingushed evil scars
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