A couple of hours ago I was pulled over for talking on my cell-phone. One problem: I haven't talked on the phone all day. Here's pretty much how the conversation went:
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"I haven't any idea."
"Do you have a cell phone?"
I reached into my pocket and pulled it out. "Yes," I said, "Right here."
"You were talking on you cell phone."
"No, I wasn't."
"Yes, you were."
"No, I wasn't. You can check my call list. I haven't talked on the phone all day."
"We aren't allowed to handle other people's phones"
"You don't have to. I'll pull it up and show you that I haven't been talking on the phone."
"I don't need to see you phone logs. I was just going to give you a warning, anyway."
"That's not the point. The point is I was NOT talking on my cell phone."
"Sir, I'm not going to argue with you."
Sheesh! I wish I'd had the presence of mind to get his name. That really ticked me off.