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Originally Posted by Fbone
When and how did reading book reviews become so complicated?
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Probably shortly after people discovered they could MAKE MONEY FA$$$T by seeming to have good ones.
In any case, I actually rather like fake reviews. As long as they're entertainingly fake and don't seriously pretend otherwise. The seemingly-overwhelmingly-negative customer ratings & comments on
this product* will probably not put me off trying it, though I'll be very careful where I apply it, just in case.
* WARNING: Generally work safe as long as no one is directly reading over your shoulder, but descriptions of attempted product usage may offend some of our more sensitive viewers, as well as provoke uncontrollable laughter which would be difficult to explain.
It's also educational. Never before have I seen so many euphemisms for such specific anatomic vocabulary, not even in Aristophanes.