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Old 05-18-2012, 05:47 AM   #1
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Cyborgian Apple Products
Just realized this today:

I'd prefer Apple to embed human eyes in their products' exoskeletons rather than graft first-person pronouns to product names. The iPad could be a tablet with blinking orbs instead of a camera. Ditto the iPhone, iMac, etc. The covers of all iBooks would incorporate images of pupils/irises/sclerae.

What other cyborgian enhancements might improve the vessels of Mr. Jobs's identity?
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