Kenny, when the sad day comes, is your dear old 505 R.C., Presbytarian, Methody, or will it be a Humanist service ? Or was it a Readerist cult follower.........
Whichever, I do so hope you're a traditionalist, these modern ereader cremations create a terrible smell - so upsetting for the relatives, especially the 905's that may still be alive and well.
Reminds them of their mortality, I think.