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Originally Posted by vivaldirules
"Steve Jordan is now and for the foreseeable future, Secretary of Reality Convergence, a new cabinet level department in charge of keeping the Homeland Security Secretary under control..."
What?! Are you incinerating that I, as Chief of Security and future King of Homeland Security need to be kept under control?!?! But our invasion of Ohio came off like a charm, almost. I nearly had all the bacon in that rogue state safely squirreled away into my...er...I mean into a safe locker. That is, if the Governor's stupid mutt (beagles - ya just can't trust 'em) hadn't squealed on me and let the cat out of the bag, I'd have been up to my eyeballs in bacon. I mean, we would have that state back in line. Oh, psay it ain't sew, pshrynk.
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While we are on the subject of bacon I thought I let you all know about my new Tux. "Dress for Success" has always been my motto!
http://www.mcphee.com/resources/apri.../bacontux.html
Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo
There's a theory that everything is better with bacon. We believe that theory with all of our heart. To that end, we are introducing our line of bacon formal wear with Uncle Oinker's Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. You can get married in bacon, get confirmed in bacon or go to the Oscars in bacon! Wait until Joan Rivers gets a whiff of you. Each Tuxedo is tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric in one of four different sizes. Best of all, it smells just like bacon sizzling in the pan. Dry clean only.
Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo
item M3321
$99.95 ea.