Lies! All lies! I call your bluff and ask you, "How many have actually wrestled a crocodile?"
That's right. Nobody. Well, by crikey, I live only 20 minutes from the Irwin Crocodile Wrestling Gymnasium, also known as "
Australia Zoo", and having wrestled with BookDesigner (BD is such a rambunctiously active little fella - grab him by the claws and tickle though, and he just curls up in your lap), I can tell you that my morning crocodile wrestling aerobic gym class is significantly more difficult. After I've wrestled, flipped and tied my forth or fifth croc' well I'm just completely buggered and it's all I can do to lift my breakfast vegemite toast to my cakehole.
Crocodile-wrestling...not easy, but you should try bunyip-wrangling sometime. Now
that is difficult.
Incidentally, there's some nice points in there, Patricia, thanks. I wonder if they'd fit into the
Wiki somewhere? (Maybe they're already there...I'll just go have a squizz...)
Cheers,
Marc