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Old 05-04-2012, 11:27 PM   #4940
lostmymarbles
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I read something funny a few days back and I want to share.
Mind you, it might be offensive to some.

Ever wondered why when a girl sleeps with many guys, she's called a slut but when a guy sleeps with many girls, he's a champ?
Confucius once said that when a lock can be opened by many keys, it is called a bad lock, but when a key can be opened by many locks, it's called a master key.

Really lit up my day. Hope it does the same for you.
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