Wishing I could detach my hands and put them in an autoclave.
Yesterday was Queen's Day and the music around the corner gets their power from us because we have a 380 volt connection. We run a cable from our basement, over the road to the stage. The day after it's my job to clean the cable.
Normally it's sticky from all the people who have walked over it and the beer spilled on it. But this time there was a "
piss pole" nearby. It should drain the urine to the sewer with a hose but somehow it still had some in it when it was removed last night and it sloshed all over the cable.
My father had thrown away the gloves I wear when cleaning the cable and postponing it wasn't an option because the store was smelling of stale beer and stale urine. Ew.
I've already washed my hands numerous times and changed my clothing but I can still smell the beer and urine. Bah.