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Originally Posted by tubemonkey
Ding, ding, ding - we have a winner 
how'd you get so funky
did you do the monkey
born in Arizona
moved to Babylonia |
Ah, Martin said "do the monkey" so I can see why you're drawn to that one. I just want to warn you that "doing the monkey" can have another darker, more disturbing meaning. When underworld malcontents, some of them Sicilians, "do the monkey," the monkey usually suffers an unfortunate "accident." This "accident" often involves underripe bananas being inserted (kicked, wedged, jammed, or hammered) into orifices usually designated as "outies."
The situation deteriorates from there. "Doing the monkey" usually occurs after the monkey has missed a payment on a small loan generously proffered by a local loan officer named "Mr. Big."
The world is a cruel place for monkeys.
