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Old 04-20-2012, 05:55 PM   #6994
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Originally Posted by Bilbo1967 View Post
"Run towards the bullets (naff and cliched enough), they may be being fired from the opportunity gun"!! WTF
That has to be one of the worst business cliches I've ever heard!

I used to keep a list of the sayings our Sales Director trotted out. Not so much because they were cliches, but because he was always getting them wrong. here's a couple that I remember:

"Nothing we can do about it. It's a fait of complay."

"That's just a green herring."

And one of my bugbears, which I still hear now (today, in fact, from a customer):

"The proof is in the pudding." I want to shout to the rooftops, "It's 'The proof of the pudding is in the eating, you stupid b*stard!!!'", but I restrain myself .
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