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Originally Posted by 5thWiggle
 I just can't be that evil
Maybe I should re-think this whole Evil Overlord thing. I just can't seem to get anything right. A few years back, I sent some Bare Naked Ladies to corrupt the male youth of America - turns out they were a band! And all men!  If your own Evil Empire can't have truth in advertising, then you just aren't opressive enough. Plus the throne of (beaver) skulls is giving me hemroids.....
Don't worry MrsJoseph, you'll still get your minions - they just won job security for life in the latest contract talks......(hope they don't find out the skulls were all from road-kill, or they'll really walk all over me in the next round of negotiations)
<Evil Lord 5thWiggle the First wonders if some hypo-allergenic, all organic mustache wax will help his evil image.....  > |
Well...if I can still have minions...
