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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
if you don't know about them, it's just because they are covert squirrel operatives.
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Oh, I don't know. I mean, as much as many of us Aussies would like to think otherwise, Australia's real underbelly is alive with scary beasts and a squirming darkness that would drive any sane man or woman insane, and any insane man or woman onto prime time American television (see Steve Irwin...oooo, scary stingray segue). So, while the world gets polarised behind stories of good versus squirrel, the justly named Tasmanian Devil's boiling blood soup of a brain sees "covert squirrel operative" and says to himselves "ARGLLLGARRGLLLLLLAJKKKLLLLSSSSSFFGGGG[CHOMP!]Mmm, tasty spyARRFFFSSSSFFLLLLSFFFFGGGGGGLLLL".
Mad don't care 'bout good or bad.
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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
oh, and there's no such thing as coincidence. The Great Squirrel has made sure you wound up at precisely that point, for some undisclosed greater purpose.
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Well, I cannot doubt The Great Squirrel, but quantum mechanics and superstrings tell me my point is smeared across a significant and infinite number of points and into many squiggly (rather than sqirrelly) dimensions, and so his purpose must likewise be shared amongst an infinite number of puppetmasters jerking and playing tug of war with my destinies. I am just a poor
wayang kulit casting transient shadows on a cotton screen and waiting for the oil lamp to be dropped in the holy ruckus, setting the whole lot ablaze.
Cheers,
Marc