[Prestidigitweeze]

E-tailor's a standard neologism which people like to use for the same reason you enjoyed reading it.

One interesting thing about that last sale was that some purchasers questioned whether the KFs they received had been refurbished at all. There was even a theory voiced that Amazon had had a surplus and were getting ready for a newer model. That could be true, but I think it's more likely the original owners returned theirs after little to no use because of the "liberal" policy mentioned by ApK. "This doesn't look the same in person," thought the credit-card-afflicted consumer. "I liked the one in the picture better. I'm sending this back."