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Celine Dion? I hate to say that my wife bought four tickets for her January concert here and that she bought them last November. Yes, she bought them 14 months ahead of time before everyone else did. Since I found that out, I've been trying desperately to dream up a creative way to be deathly ill that day without letting down the family. Suggestions welcome - my precious bacon for the best idea. What puzzles me is why I am going to have to go through this - my neighbors and friends won't. What did I do? And even more strange is the fact that my wife owns none of her CDs. Was this an opportunity to torture her spouse that she just couldn't pass up?
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