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Originally Posted by badgoodDeb
Well, now that we know you HAVE BEEN/were/will be elected -- just got back from the wild mountains of West Virginia. Got any cabinet posts left for me? Or at least an internship? 
P.S. Ohio was still there when I drove through it, so you might want to check on your war minister (or whatever VR is). He isn't doing his job.
P.P.S. I'm having SUCH a hard time telling who is saying what!!! Everybody is Carlin today. Sigh. I have to actually *READ* the usernames. Such hard work y'all make for me. |
Welcome back, badgoodfairtomiddlinDeb. You're looking fine in the shower, if I may say so. Can I get you a towel?
Ohio is filled with a bunch of fascist porkers and not worth invading so I just blew them off. Besides, Iowa (in addition to being easier to spell) is a much better prospect for bacon...er, I mean for beckoning the sincere masses there to rise up against their fraudulent government which is clearly an evil empire. We're moving in as soon as the rafts are completed. Texas is next. Those doggone Texans think they deserve everything they have - a real entitlement mentality. They need to learn to share their goodies with others and I'll be helping them with that toot-sweet.