My
anti-rant for Friday, April 13, 2012:
I've been pleasantly surprised that despite all the rain and warm weather we've had, the number of mosquitoes I've seen to date can be counted on one hand with at least one finger to spare.

My
rant for Friday, April 13, 2012:
The Mosquito Guild must have sent out an email to all their members stating, "Party at Tom Sharpe's house!" Suddenly they're as thick as molasses in my backyard.
