Queen Zee, Yvan, if this keeps turning uglier between you two - two of my most favouritest people on MR - I will be most distressed, and you wouldn't like to see me all weepy, and trantrummy, and throwing all my toys around my playroom, would you? It's really tragic when I do. You'll lose all respect for me at my pathetic whine and petulant moping and abjectly selfish demands for attention, and, you don't want that, do you? [eyes go all full and soft and a little weepy; lower lip starts to tremble...]
Here's a good one for you both...I *love* the banjo. Surely you can both join forces against me on that (if not, I also love the bagpipes and the accordion. I'm currently playing Bucks Fizz's
Making Your Mind Up on alternate repeat along with the Bangles'
Walk Like an Egyptian. C'mon, there's got to be something you can jointly dislike about music I listen to?

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Cheers,
Marc